Oh God, He's Loose!

The mad ramblings of some guy from Edmonton

jasoncanty01:

:/

ohmyimpossiblestars:

autumnagain:

Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.

Please

(Source: gio-bla, via cheskamouse)

rebellibrarianess:

grey-knight:

mindsuckr:

Source

I can’t stop laughing

Loooooool

(via jasoncanty01)

jasoncanty01:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

Yep alot of us may be Fused Twin Chimera’s and not know it.

jasoncanty01:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

Yep alot of us may be Fused Twin Chimera’s and not know it.

spektrmodule:

i think what batman fans dont get is that just because batman thinks he can beat everyone and is prepared for everything, doesnt mean thats actually true

(via bigbardafree)

little-horror:

buttcarrot:

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies

second to last has the face spot-fucking-on

these are the best

(via bigbardafree)

sonofaladiesman:

DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT BASICALLY THE HIGH-UP DUDES IN JSA (JUNIOR STATE OF AMERICA, A NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR HIGHSCHOOL STUDENTS WHO WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN OUR GOVERNMENT; WE HAVE DEBATES AND CONVENTIONS AND STUFF IT’S CHILL AND ALSO HIGH UP PEOPLE IN JSA USUALLY GET INTO IVY LEAGUE COLLEGES AND END UP EITHER HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL OR IN OUR GOVERNMENT) STARTED A SECRET FACEBOOK GROUP CALLED ‘GUARDIANS OF DEMOCRACY’ IN WHICH THEY DISCUSSED THE SEXUAL HISTORIES OF GIRLS IN JSA, AND THE CURRENT JSA PRESIDENT OF MY REGION CALLED EXTREMELY STRONG, WELL-SPOKEN WOMEN SLUTS, AND THEY’VE BEEN RIGGING ELECTIONS SO GIRLS CAN’T WIN

A SUPER BRAVE AND AMAZING AND EDUCATED GIRL IN JSA FOUND OUT ABOUT IT AND GOT SCREENSHOTS OF THE FACEBOOK GROUP AND MADE A POST ON FACEBOOK TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE POST ABOUT IT SHE MADE ON THE JSA FACEBOOK GROUP GOT DELETED

MY ENTIRE JSA CHAPTER IS LIVID

I HAVE NEVER SEEN OUR CLUB LEADER SO PISSED OFF

I AM VERY VERY PISSED OFF

IF THIS GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED NATIONAL PROGRAM FOR OUR NATION’S FUTURE LEADERS IS FULL OF BOY-MEN WHO SEEM TO THINK THAT IT’S ACCEPTABLE TO RIG ELECTIONS IN THEIR FAVOR, WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT OUR GOVERNMENT? WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION ITSELF THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FLOURISH AND SUCCEED AND ATTAIN SUCH HIGH LEVELS IN THE ORGANIZATION?

Also if they aren’t punished VERY SEVERELY and possibly have their college acceptances RESCINDED so that they NEVER EVER CAN BE IN A POSITION OF POWER then I AM MOVING TO SWEDEN BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD AT EUROVISION AND I LIKE THEIR GOVERNMENT AND I SPEAK FRENCH WELL AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA.

(via scarlet-seasirens)

ami-angelwings:

verygibbous:

what if “lucy” was about lucy liu casually beating up pervy white dudes instead

and the story was about an asian woman who gets justice from the white men who used and abducted her

and it was an effective commentary on white imperialism, the violent commodification of asian people and asian culture by western society, the demonization of asian people, and the continuing history of violence on unwilling asian bodies especially those of asian women by white people

and what if when a pervy white dude asks the asian woman “do you speak english” while he’s in fucking taiwan, she shoots him in the head instead

what if this movie wasn’t going to be a bunch of white imperialist nonsense masquerading as something “progressive” at the expense of faceless nameless asian bodies

ha ha

ha

What if Ami felt like spending $12 hard earned dollars on a movie instead of rolling her eyes and going “nope”.

(via scarlet-seasirens)

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via zakniteh)